Abraham+J.

__**Obesity**__ by Abe Jacobs

__Starring:__ Abe Jacobs (me) Luke Obey Aron Schwartz and Nick Guthammar

Nick: O.K: so. I'm Nick and this is my video of obesity. Abe: But it was my idea!!!!!!!!!! Nick: Whatever!...sigh...its bad for you because it causes high blood presaaure and that can make you die very young. You wouldn't want that to happen now would you *tilts head in innocent way*. Plus you can get a heart attack and get your liver infected! *off stage: ewwwwwwww!*. Ya. Totally. Plus you can look very unatractive with all that fat and it is pretty embarrassing to see the scale hit over 100 when you're just 8. So sit back and enjoy my-- Abe: OUR Nick:...our...video about obesity and don't eat popcorn while watching this, cause you'll get fat But remember having a bit of junk food is alright but just limit yourself.
 * __Opening Scene__**

__**Act One:**__

[at the playground]

Aron: Hey guys, what do you call it when you’re really really overweight? Luke: Fat. Aron: No, I mean really unusually fat. Abe: That would be [close up] obesity Aron & Luke:*Gasp* Abe: Obesity is a problem spreading all over the U.S., and it’s very unhealthy. It can even cause liver, heart, and blood circulation problems! And it’ll make you look like a hippo. Luke: Ewww... Aron: Well it’s a good thing we’re not obese! Abe: Maybe not now but soon we could be......

[screaming and chaos ensues]

__**Act Two:**__

[hallway]

Aron: So tell me more about this whole obesity thing. Luke: Yeah, I still don't get it. Aron: Yeah, so like do we have to eat tofu everything instead of meat? Luke: Blech! Abe: Of course not. You just have to watch your step. Luke: Wait. What does this have to do with dog doo? Abe: I have no idea what he’s talking about. Aron: No one ever does. Continue. Abe: Well as I was saying, you just have to watch what you eat. Like fast food evey day is a no-no. Luke: But Ronald makes everything look so tempting... Abe: Just try not to be tempted.

__**Act Three:**__

[at Commons]

Abe: So what did you guys have for lunch today? Aron: Pasta, broccoli, and some apple juice. Luke: I had a caesar salad, stuffed eggplant, an orange, and a glass of water. We took that obesity problem seriously. Aron: Yeah, and I feel good not being overstuffed like a rhino at a hot dog eating contest. Abe: Yeah, eating healthy is fun. All I had were 2 cheeseburgers, pasta, ribs, a couple chicken wings, 4 pizzas, a cereal bar, 7 cookies, a Tootsiepop and chocolate milk. Am I doing a good job or what? [Aron and Luke are speechless] Abe: Hellooooooooo, waiting for praise here! Wake up! Luke: Oh my God you’re horrible at diets. Aron: [angrily] Abe, we spent forever working out our food pyramids, and you completely pigged out? You were the one who told us to watch ourselves, remember that? Luke: Yeah, what happened to all the stuff about our livers, huh? You’re gonna end up looking like the guy from //Supersize Me//! Abe: Guys, calm down I’m only joking. Now, who’s up for some Big Macs? Luke, Nick, and Aron: Not me! Luke: With a guy like me with a food like that? hell no fool!