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__**Obesity**__ by Abe Jacobs

__Starring:__ Abe Jacobs (Me) Luke Obey Aron Schwartz and camera man: Nick Guthammar

__**Act One:**__

[on the front steps by the oval]

Aron: Hey guys, what do you call it when you’re really really overweight? Luke: Fat. Aron: No, I mean really unusually fat. Abe: That would be [close up] obesity Aron & Luke:*Gasp* Abe: Obesity is a problem spreading all over the U.S., and it’s very unhealthy. It can even cause liver, heart, and blood circulation problems! And it’ll make you look like a hippo. Luke: Ewww... Aron: Well it’s a good thing we’re not obese! Abe: Maybe not now but soon we could be......

[screaming and chaos ensues]

__**Act Two:**__

[hallway]

Luke: So tell me more about this whole obesity thing. Aron: Yeah, so like do we have to eat tofu everything instead of meat? Luke: Blech! Abe: Of course not. You just have to watch your step. Luke: What does this have to do with dog doo? Abe: I have no idea what he’s talking about. Aron: No one ever does. Continue. Abe: Well as I was saying, you just have to watch what you eat. Like fast food evey day is a no-no. Luke: But Ronald makes everything look so tempting... Abe: Just try not to be tempted.

__**Act Three:**__

[at Commons]

Abe: So what did you guys have for lunch today? Aron: Pasta, broccoli, and some apple juice. Luke: I had a caesar salad, stuffed eggplant, an orange, and a glass of water. We took that obesity problem seriously. Aron: Yeah, and I feel good not being overstuffed like a rhino at a hot dog eating contest. Abe: Yeah, eating healthy is fun. All I had were 2 cheeseburgers, pasta, ribs, a couple chicken wings, 4 pizzas, a cereal bar, 7 cookies, a Tootsiepop and chocolate milk. Am I doing a good job or what? [Aron and Luke are speechless] Abe: Hellooooooooo, waiting for praise here! Wake up! Luke: Oh my God you’re horrible at diets. Aron: [angrily] Abe, we spent forever working out our food pyramids, and you completely pigged out? You were the one who told us to watch ourselves, remember that? Luke: Yeah, what happened to all the stuff about our livers, huh? You’re gonna end up looking like the guy from //Supersize Me//! Abe: Guys, calm down I’m only joking. Now, who’s up for some Big Macs? Luke and Aron: Not me!